cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence


religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song


gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out


twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*


officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(Source: officialwhitegirls)


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